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The Wonderful World Of Jessica
Sunday, 4 May 2014
NOSE BLEEDS
My nose just started bleeding ;-;
Sexy ass me with a bleeding nose, please don't fap to it XDD JK
Now this is what I do when my nose bleeds:
Dat better XDD
I FUCKING HOPE MY NOSE BLEEDS DON'T COME BACK ;-; I used to have nose bleeds all the time
I DUNNO WHAT TO CALL THIS SO YAH
Hi Hi, I'm back ;D
I stayed over at my mates house yesterday so that's why I didn't post anything
ALSO I found out I am crap at roller-skating
AND that Amazing Spiderman 2 was actually quite good (I liked the 3d glasses XD)
SO anywhere, Star did this. so I thought. "Hm I might do it" (IF THAT'S OKAY STAR)
SO this is my favourite item of clothing:

A top I really want:
I stayed over at my mates house yesterday so that's why I didn't post anything
ALSO I found out I am crap at roller-skating
AND that Amazing Spiderman 2 was actually quite good (I liked the 3d glasses XD)
SO anywhere, Star did this. so I thought. "Hm I might do it" (IF THAT'S OKAY STAR)
SO this is my favourite item of clothing:
A top I really want:
Favourite Accessory:
Friday, 2 May 2014
Today was a VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY shitty day
Well.... Today was shitty XD
1. Litrally didn't get any sleep last night (3 hours)
2. Nearly missed the bus
3. Got shouted at in Maths for nearly falling asleep and talking too much
4.Got a 5a in my science test (that's bad for me) AAANNNDD getting put on science report
5. Forgot my reading book for English, which you get in deep shit for
6. I shall explain this one later, it's hard to explain
7. Forgot my History homework
8. Forgot my Geoghraphy assesment and got an after school detention on Thursday for an hour
9. I ain't gonna tell you this one because it's TMI
10.I'm still ill
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
So No. 6: My mate got detention today for forgetting her homework. She has NEVER forgotten her homework, She's the ANGEL CHILD, seriously. So she was crying her eyes out because her mum will kill her for not doing her homework. It was the first time she forgot and usually you get let off first time. But NO, she got an hour detention for on Friday.... So, Tyler and I marched down to his classroom and was like "THAT IS SO UNFAIR ON HER! AN'T YOU SEE SHE IS BAWLING HER EYES OUT? YOU SHOULD LET HER OFF FOR HER FIST TIME!" (EVERYONE get's let off the first time) So we nearly get detention but hers hasn't changed... D:
1. Litrally didn't get any sleep last night (3 hours)
2. Nearly missed the bus
3. Got shouted at in Maths for nearly falling asleep and talking too much
4.Got a 5a in my science test (that's bad for me) AAANNNDD getting put on science report
5. Forgot my reading book for English, which you get in deep shit for
6. I shall explain this one later, it's hard to explain
7. Forgot my History homework
8. Forgot my Geoghraphy assesment and got an after school detention on Thursday for an hour
9. I ain't gonna tell you this one because it's TMI
10.I'm still ill
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
So No. 6: My mate got detention today for forgetting her homework. She has NEVER forgotten her homework, She's the ANGEL CHILD, seriously. So she was crying her eyes out because her mum will kill her for not doing her homework. It was the first time she forgot and usually you get let off first time. But NO, she got an hour detention for on Friday.... So, Tyler and I marched down to his classroom and was like "THAT IS SO UNFAIR ON HER! AN'T YOU SEE SHE IS BAWLING HER EYES OUT? YOU SHOULD LET HER OFF FOR HER FIST TIME!" (EVERYONE get's let off the first time) So we nearly get detention but hers hasn't changed... D:
Thursday, 1 May 2014
My Bucket List
My Bucket List of things to do before I die
1. Lick my elbow
2. Get extremely drunk
3. Go Japan w/ Chloe & Josie
4. Go Disney world w/ Josie
5. Go Singapore w/ Josie
6. Go to a mosh pit w/ Chloe
7. Dye my hair every colour in the rainbow and other colours
8. Meet All Time Low
9. Don't shower for a week
10. Go to Manchester Uni w/ Josie
11. Get A Pomeranian puppy
12. Eat the spiciest chilli in the world
13. Slap Josie
14. Dye my hair green on the last day of year 11
15. Paint my face green and go to a stranger and say "Shrek is love Shrek is life"
16. Study science at Uni
17. Cosplay at L
18. Go to anime-con w/ Chloe
19. Go to Vid-con
20. Meet Dan Howell
21. Meet Phil Lester
22. Sing "22" on a balcony in America on holiday
23. Pull the best prank ever
24. Go to a paramour concert
25. Go to an avenged sevenfold concert
26. Go to warped tour with Nancy
27. Meet Nancy and Helena
28. Meet Chloe and Zoey
29. Be a cat for the day
30. Get high off sharpie pens
31. Own LOTS of cats
32. Get fired from a job
33. Create a video game
34. Create a cartoon
35. Meet VeeOneEye and touch his hair
36. Meet Patty Walters
37. Meet Lukeisnotsexy
38. Dye my hair like Hayley Wiliams
39. Never grow up
40. Become better at drawing
41. Scare Josie half to death, literally
42. Draw every single Pokémon
43. Cut my hair REALLY short
44. Let my hair grow out REALLY long
45. Become better at writing
46. BE A Scientist!
47. Touch a squirrel
48. Break a bone
49. Meet PewDiePie and Marzia
50. BE A BETTER PERSON! :3
1. Lick my elbow
2. Get extremely drunk
3. Go Japan w/ Chloe & Josie
4. Go Disney world w/ Josie
5. Go Singapore w/ Josie
6. Go to a mosh pit w/ Chloe
7. Dye my hair every colour in the rainbow and other colours
8. Meet All Time Low
9. Don't shower for a week
10. Go to Manchester Uni w/ Josie
11. Get A Pomeranian puppy
12. Eat the spiciest chilli in the world
13. Slap Josie
14. Dye my hair green on the last day of year 11
15. Paint my face green and go to a stranger and say "Shrek is love Shrek is life"
16. Study science at Uni
17. Cosplay at L
18. Go to anime-con w/ Chloe
19. Go to Vid-con
20. Meet Dan Howell
21. Meet Phil Lester
22. Sing "22" on a balcony in America on holiday
23. Pull the best prank ever
24. Go to a paramour concert
25. Go to an avenged sevenfold concert
26. Go to warped tour with Nancy
27. Meet Nancy and Helena
28. Meet Chloe and Zoey
29. Be a cat for the day
30. Get high off sharpie pens
31. Own LOTS of cats
32. Get fired from a job
33. Create a video game
34. Create a cartoon
35. Meet VeeOneEye and touch his hair
36. Meet Patty Walters
37. Meet Lukeisnotsexy
38. Dye my hair like Hayley Wiliams
39. Never grow up
40. Become better at drawing
41. Scare Josie half to death, literally
42. Draw every single Pokémon
43. Cut my hair REALLY short
44. Let my hair grow out REALLY long
45. Become better at writing
46. BE A Scientist!
47. Touch a squirrel
48. Break a bone
49. Meet PewDiePie and Marzia
50. BE A BETTER PERSON! :3
Monday, 28 April 2014
help
Well... I have a confession.
It's been troubling me for 3 days this confession
I AM OBSESSED WITH AMERICAN HORROR STORY D:
For 3 days straight I've been watching non-stop xD
IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD
excuse my French there but, omg I cannot handle how amazing it is xD
It's been troubling me for 3 days this confession
I AM OBSESSED WITH AMERICAN HORROR STORY D:
For 3 days straight I've been watching non-stop xD
IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD
excuse my French there but, omg I cannot handle how amazing it is xD
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