Monday, 28 April 2014

help

Well... I have a confession.

It's been troubling me for 3 days this confession

I AM OBSESSED WITH AMERICAN HORROR STORY D:

For 3 days straight I've been watching non-stop xD

IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD

excuse my French there but, omg I cannot handle how amazing it is xD

LUL

Got a new raving song Star XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EdwNzlqeKw

Saturday, 26 April 2014

50 facts

50 FACTS ABOUT ME

1. I'm a vegetarian

2. I have an extreme phobia of spiders, seriously. Any size of spider I will cry and freak out

3.  I'm a nostalgic freak

4. I'm in love with cats, it's pretty obvious xD

5. I hate hurting people's feelings and animals

6. I'm an insane Disney fanatic

7. I'm obsessed with horror films

8. It's hard for me to fall asleep, so I have a problem where I can't fall asleep until like 3 in the morning and it's really frustrating

9. My birthday is 22nd January

10. I live to laugh and make others laugh

11. People say I can draw, which I kind of agree on

12. I dye my hair quite often

13. I like science and chemistry and shit like that xD

14. I wear glasses.... I'm like blind I can't see form far away or close up xD

15. I'm VERY argumentative

16. I love to write things and doodle in my school books

17. My dream job is to be a cartoon designer

18. I'm very bad at spelling, pretty much all my family is xD

19. Sometimes my eyes turn different colours. It's green and blue they change

20. I don't like many people so if I call you my friend that means I REALLY like you

21. When I was younger I would constantly have nose bleeds which was horrible and stuff but they have stopped now

22. I was going to be named Daniella or Jamie-Leigh or Felicity

23. I'm literally terrified of butterflies

24. I like thunder storms and stuff like that

25. (HALF WAY!!) I do not like maths nor am I good at it

26. I like Tim burton films

27. I have an older brother called Kieron

28. My favourite book is looking for Alaska, it's so touching and inspiring

29. I get my weirdness from my dad

30. My favourite film series are Lord of the rings

31. When I write or draw I stick my tongue out, it's a habbit OR I bite inside of my cheek O.O

32. I'm scared of losing my friends

33. My favourite TV show is Supernatural or American Horror Story

34. I have a scar on my left arm because of my cat and one on my left leg because of ice skating

35. I love creepy things

36. I like bands, I am obsessed

37. I'm allergic to Face paint and honey comb

38. I'm so stupid

39. I'm quite tall for my age I guess unless everyone is a midget :O

40. I don't like tea, I'm a disgrace to British people

41. I'm British

42.  I've never had a peanut butter jelly sandwich

43. I cannot watch the lion king because it will cause emotional anxiety  

44. I have never watched Despicable me

45. I get ill VERY easily

46.  In primary school someone threw a pen at me and it hit my eye and cut it SO close to my eyeball I could of been blinded

47. When I was 10-11 I was depressed for a few months because my mum moved house and I didn't see her for 6 months

48. My shoe size is 6

49. (OOOHHH NEARLY THERE) I'm VERY messy

50. (YA!) I used to have Light blonde hair... It's black now xD


SO THAT'S IT! Hope you enjoyed it and I hope you stalkers, yes you, know EVERYTHING about me now xD

BYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE ;D


EXTRA FACTS: 

51. I don't tan, I just burn

52. I don't wear make-up

Friday, 25 April 2014

GUESS WHO'S BACK?

OMG I'M BACK!

Hi Hi, don't worry I didn't die xD

I went on holiday to wales, it was pretty good.

I MADE FRIENDS! :O

They was the life guards.... CALLED peeta, sally and tom ;D

Anywhore, I bought LOTS of things but I can't be arsed to tell you xD

1 thing, I went to the Disney store... 5 times xDDD

FUN FUN FUN! ^_^

BBYYYYEEEE

Saturday, 19 April 2014

Friday, 18 April 2014

:c

TRIGGER WARNING- Cutting

So recently I have found out that some of my closest friends cut...
This has kind of made me upset
People cut and think about them selves but they don't think about others, it makes me upset how they didn't go to me for help or anything.
There's free counselling  right here: https://www.childline.org.uk/Pages/Home.aspx
Now your mother worked hard to give birth to you to give life to a healthy body and now your just scratching yourself up, that isn't no way to thank her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDpLQ-69c14

Just think about the people around you before you cut, if you do cut tell a parent and get counselling or go to a doctor, not the internet.

You're not alone, THOUSANDS of other people in this world are feeling the same way. You just have to be grateful that you have a roof over you and you have food and water.

Q&A SATURDAY

I'm gonna copy Chloe and do a Q&A
Because I'm a whore, slut, bitch, faggot and a hooker! ^_^
Questions in this: FAG
Answers = A
 
FIRST QUESTION COMES FROM....  Chloe (Chlosica <3 THE SHIP IS IN ACTION)
1. Thoughts on JB?
A: He's a prick, nuff said
 
2. Favourite Candy?
A: Nerds, that shit is amazing! ^0^ (I like the cherry and watermelon ones)

3. Favourite song?
A: Ain't it fun- Paramore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFEmTsfFL5A

4. Favourite movie(s)?
A: Happy Gilmore, mean girls, American pie, bedtime stories, Loser, Princess and the frog and The human centipede (Just kidding, that shit is messed up o.o)

5. Favourite shoe brand?
A: Vans ;D

6. Do you love me?
A; Yes now let's have sex XD

7. Where are babies from?
A: VAGINAS!

NEXT SET OF QUESTIONS FROM LUKE

1. Why you so awesome?
A: Because I am related to YOUR MUM OHHHHHHHHHH!!!! It's because I was raised by 2 dudes (my bro and dad xD)

NEXT QUESTION COMES FROM ZOEY! (My love, but shh don't tell chloe)

1. Do you think your brother will become a father tonight?
A: Probably, that means I'll be an Aunty O.O

NEXT QUESION FROM NATURE FAIRY

1. McDonalds or greggs?
A: Greggs because Maccy D's don't have much vegie choice D:

THATS ALL BYE BYE BITCHES!





MY OTP's

Right this is a VERY serious question...

SO SERIOUS NO ONE CAN JOKE ABOUT IT

"Who do you ship?"

Ahahah This question doesn't take long to answer XD

Phan

Phan

Phan

Phan

Phillip + Daniel=Phan

Jalex

Jack + Alex= Jalex

Chlosica

Chloe + Jess = Chlosica



 ♥





 
 
THEY'RE ALL PERFECTION!
Look there's me and Chloe (Hi Hi)
 
 
ANYWAY CHECK OUT MINE AND CHLOE'S BLOG!
 
Check out her own blog
 
Check out Zoey's blog
 
Check out Star's blog:
 
AND FINALLY check out Helena's blog:
 
 
BYYYYEEEE BITCHES!



IT'S TOO HOT! D:

So it's like 19 degrees where I am right now (That's quite hot for England xD)
And I'm just sat there in a eeyore  onesie XD
*slow claps*

Anywhore it's Friday! ^_^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0 (yes this was necessary)

Tomorrow I'm going to Afflecks palace where I am going to spend shit tons of money on adventure time things xD Then I'm going to a tea party, I'm so sophisticated!

 Everyone is Mordecai and I'm pops
 
I watched ALL of the official rock 100 2014 today ;D I was SO happy that PTV won!
 
What I was like:
 
 
 
So yah that was my day in a nutshell
 
OH DON'T FORGET THIS!!
 Thay Hatin'!!
 
I was so living life to the fullest today xD
 
BYYYYEEEE!! xox
 
 

Thursday, 17 April 2014

MEG AND MOG

So I have 2 cats as you may or may not know

THIS IS MEG:
 

THIS IS MOG:
I think that is mog o.o
 
THIS IS THEM TOGETHER
 
WITH ME
 

 Mog is just so fluffy ^_^
 
They are both twins and they are 3 years old I think ;D
 
 

WELCOME STRANGERS!

Hi There!
 
My name is Jessica ^-^
 

That is me, with some pussy xD
 
Nah that's my kitteh cat, Meg =^-^=
 
This is my brand new blog where I just do random shit, because I'm amazing like that
 
SOOOOOOOO lemme say:
 
*I am weird
*I like to draw
*I rant about things a lot
*I procrastinate like a boss
*I'm a vegetarian
*I like squirrels
 
SO YAH, HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY THIS... WONDERFUL BLOG! ^_^