I GOT MARRIED TO MY BUBY HELUNAH <3
LURVE YOU MY SEXY WIFI! xd
Sunday, 4 May 2014
NOSE BLEEDS
My nose just started bleeding ;-;
Sexy ass me with a bleeding nose, please don't fap to it XDD JK
Now this is what I do when my nose bleeds:
Dat better XDD
I FUCKING HOPE MY NOSE BLEEDS DON'T COME BACK ;-; I used to have nose bleeds all the time
I DUNNO WHAT TO CALL THIS SO YAH
Hi Hi, I'm back ;D
I stayed over at my mates house yesterday so that's why I didn't post anything
ALSO I found out I am crap at roller-skating
AND that Amazing Spiderman 2 was actually quite good (I liked the 3d glasses XD)
SO anywhere, Star did this. so I thought. "Hm I might do it" (IF THAT'S OKAY STAR)
SO this is my favourite item of clothing:
A top I really want:
I wear it all the time XD
Look at it! I NEED IT!
I stayed over at my mates house yesterday so that's why I didn't post anything
ALSO I found out I am crap at roller-skating
AND that Amazing Spiderman 2 was actually quite good (I liked the 3d glasses XD)
SO anywhere, Star did this. so I thought. "Hm I might do it" (IF THAT'S OKAY STAR)
SO this is my favourite item of clothing:
A top I really want:
Favourite Accessory:
Accessory I need and want:
I WANT THIS HAIR COLOUR
Friday, 2 May 2014
Today was a VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY shitty day
Well.... Today was shitty XD
1. Litrally didn't get any sleep last night (3 hours)
2. Nearly missed the bus
3. Got shouted at in Maths for nearly falling asleep and talking too much
4.Got a 5a in my science test (that's bad for me) AAANNNDD getting put on science report
5. Forgot my reading book for English, which you get in deep shit for
6. I shall explain this one later, it's hard to explain
7. Forgot my History homework
8. Forgot my Geoghraphy assesment and got an after school detention on Thursday for an hour
9. I ain't gonna tell you this one because it's TMI
10.I'm still ill
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
So No. 6: My mate got detention today for forgetting her homework. She has NEVER forgotten her homework, She's the ANGEL CHILD, seriously. So she was crying her eyes out because her mum will kill her for not doing her homework. It was the first time she forgot and usually you get let off first time. But NO, she got an hour detention for on Friday.... So, Tyler and I marched down to his classroom and was like "THAT IS SO UNFAIR ON HER! AN'T YOU SEE SHE IS BAWLING HER EYES OUT? YOU SHOULD LET HER OFF FOR HER FIST TIME!" (EVERYONE get's let off the first time) So we nearly get detention but hers hasn't changed... D:
1. Litrally didn't get any sleep last night (3 hours)
2. Nearly missed the bus
3. Got shouted at in Maths for nearly falling asleep and talking too much
4.Got a 5a in my science test (that's bad for me) AAANNNDD getting put on science report
5. Forgot my reading book for English, which you get in deep shit for
6. I shall explain this one later, it's hard to explain
7. Forgot my History homework
8. Forgot my Geoghraphy assesment and got an after school detention on Thursday for an hour
9. I ain't gonna tell you this one because it's TMI
10.I'm still ill
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
So No. 6: My mate got detention today for forgetting her homework. She has NEVER forgotten her homework, She's the ANGEL CHILD, seriously. So she was crying her eyes out because her mum will kill her for not doing her homework. It was the first time she forgot and usually you get let off first time. But NO, she got an hour detention for on Friday.... So, Tyler and I marched down to his classroom and was like "THAT IS SO UNFAIR ON HER! AN'T YOU SEE SHE IS BAWLING HER EYES OUT? YOU SHOULD LET HER OFF FOR HER FIST TIME!" (EVERYONE get's let off the first time) So we nearly get detention but hers hasn't changed... D:
Thursday, 1 May 2014
My Bucket List
My Bucket List of things to do before I die
1. Lick my elbow
2. Get extremely drunk
3. Go Japan w/ Chloe & Josie
4. Go Disney world w/ Josie
5. Go Singapore w/ Josie
6. Go to a mosh pit w/ Chloe
7. Dye my hair every colour in the rainbow and other colours
8. Meet All Time Low
9. Don't shower for a week
10. Go to Manchester Uni w/ Josie
11. Get A Pomeranian puppy
12. Eat the spiciest chilli in the world
13. Slap Josie
14. Dye my hair green on the last day of year 11
15. Paint my face green and go to a stranger and say "Shrek is love Shrek is life"
16. Study science at Uni
17. Cosplay at L
18. Go to anime-con w/ Chloe
19. Go to Vid-con
20. Meet Dan Howell
21. Meet Phil Lester
22. Sing "22" on a balcony in America on holiday
23. Pull the best prank ever
24. Go to a paramour concert
25. Go to an avenged sevenfold concert
26. Go to warped tour with Nancy
27. Meet Nancy and Helena
28. Meet Chloe and Zoey
29. Be a cat for the day
30. Get high off sharpie pens
31. Own LOTS of cats
32. Get fired from a job
33. Create a video game
34. Create a cartoon
35. Meet VeeOneEye and touch his hair
36. Meet Patty Walters
37. Meet Lukeisnotsexy
38. Dye my hair like Hayley Wiliams
39. Never grow up
40. Become better at drawing
41. Scare Josie half to death, literally
42. Draw every single Pokémon
43. Cut my hair REALLY short
44. Let my hair grow out REALLY long
45. Become better at writing
46. BE A Scientist!
47. Touch a squirrel
48. Break a bone
49. Meet PewDiePie and Marzia
50. BE A BETTER PERSON! :3
1. Lick my elbow
2. Get extremely drunk
3. Go Japan w/ Chloe & Josie
4. Go Disney world w/ Josie
5. Go Singapore w/ Josie
6. Go to a mosh pit w/ Chloe
7. Dye my hair every colour in the rainbow and other colours
8. Meet All Time Low
9. Don't shower for a week
10. Go to Manchester Uni w/ Josie
11. Get A Pomeranian puppy
12. Eat the spiciest chilli in the world
13. Slap Josie
14. Dye my hair green on the last day of year 11
15. Paint my face green and go to a stranger and say "Shrek is love Shrek is life"
16. Study science at Uni
17. Cosplay at L
18. Go to anime-con w/ Chloe
19. Go to Vid-con
20. Meet Dan Howell
21. Meet Phil Lester
22. Sing "22" on a balcony in America on holiday
23. Pull the best prank ever
24. Go to a paramour concert
25. Go to an avenged sevenfold concert
26. Go to warped tour with Nancy
27. Meet Nancy and Helena
28. Meet Chloe and Zoey
29. Be a cat for the day
30. Get high off sharpie pens
31. Own LOTS of cats
32. Get fired from a job
33. Create a video game
34. Create a cartoon
35. Meet VeeOneEye and touch his hair
36. Meet Patty Walters
37. Meet Lukeisnotsexy
38. Dye my hair like Hayley Wiliams
39. Never grow up
40. Become better at drawing
41. Scare Josie half to death, literally
42. Draw every single Pokémon
43. Cut my hair REALLY short
44. Let my hair grow out REALLY long
45. Become better at writing
46. BE A Scientist!
47. Touch a squirrel
48. Break a bone
49. Meet PewDiePie and Marzia
50. BE A BETTER PERSON! :3
Monday, 28 April 2014
help
Well... I have a confession.
It's been troubling me for 3 days this confession
I AM OBSESSED WITH AMERICAN HORROR STORY D:
For 3 days straight I've been watching non-stop xD
IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD
excuse my French there but, omg I cannot handle how amazing it is xD
It's been troubling me for 3 days this confession
I AM OBSESSED WITH AMERICAN HORROR STORY D:
For 3 days straight I've been watching non-stop xD
IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD
excuse my French there but, omg I cannot handle how amazing it is xD
Saturday, 26 April 2014
50 facts
50 FACTS ABOUT ME
1. I'm a vegetarian
2. I have an extreme phobia of spiders, seriously. Any size of spider I will cry and freak out
3. I'm a nostalgic freak
4. I'm in love with cats, it's pretty obvious xD
5. I hate hurting people's feelings and animals
6. I'm an insane Disney fanatic
7. I'm obsessed with horror films
8. It's hard for me to fall asleep, so I have a problem where I can't fall asleep until like 3 in the morning and it's really frustrating
9. My birthday is 22nd January
10. I live to laugh and make others laugh
11. People say I can draw, which I kind of agree on
12. I dye my hair quite often
13. I like science and chemistry and shit like that xD
14. I wear glasses.... I'm like blind I can't see form far away or close up xD
15. I'm VERY argumentative
16. I love to write things and doodle in my school books
17. My dream job is to be a cartoon designer
18. I'm very bad at spelling, pretty much all my family is xD
19. Sometimes my eyes turn different colours. It's green and blue they change
20. I don't like many people so if I call you my friend that means I REALLY like you
21. When I was younger I would constantly have nose bleeds which was horrible and stuff but they have stopped now
22. I was going to be named Daniella or Jamie-Leigh or Felicity
23. I'm literally terrified of butterflies
24. I like thunder storms and stuff like that
25. (HALF WAY!!) I do not like maths nor am I good at it
26. I like Tim burton films
27. I have an older brother called Kieron
28. My favourite book is looking for Alaska, it's so touching and inspiring
29. I get my weirdness from my dad
30. My favourite film series are Lord of the rings
31. When I write or draw I stick my tongue out, it's a habbit OR I bite inside of my cheek O.O
32. I'm scared of losing my friends
33. My favourite TV show is Supernatural or American Horror Story
34. I have a scar on my left arm because of my cat and one on my left leg because of ice skating
35. I love creepy things
36. I like bands, I am obsessed
37. I'm allergic to Face paint and honey comb
38. I'm so stupid
39. I'm quite tall for my age I guess unless everyone is a midget :O
40. I don't like tea, I'm a disgrace to British people
41. I'm British
42. I've never had a peanut butter jelly sandwich
43. I cannot watch the lion king because it will cause emotional anxiety
44. I have never watched Despicable me
45. I get ill VERY easily
46. In primary school someone threw a pen at me and it hit my eye and cut it SO close to my eyeball I could of been blinded
47. When I was 10-11 I was depressed for a few months because my mum moved house and I didn't see her for 6 months
48. My shoe size is 6
49. (OOOHHH NEARLY THERE) I'm VERY messy
50. (YA!) I used to have Light blonde hair... It's black now xD
SO THAT'S IT! Hope you enjoyed it and I hope you stalkers, yes you, know EVERYTHING about me now xD
BYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE ;D
EXTRA FACTS:
51. I don't tan, I just burn
52. I don't wear make-up
1. I'm a vegetarian
2. I have an extreme phobia of spiders, seriously. Any size of spider I will cry and freak out
3. I'm a nostalgic freak
4. I'm in love with cats, it's pretty obvious xD
5. I hate hurting people's feelings and animals
6. I'm an insane Disney fanatic
7. I'm obsessed with horror films
8. It's hard for me to fall asleep, so I have a problem where I can't fall asleep until like 3 in the morning and it's really frustrating
9. My birthday is 22nd January
10. I live to laugh and make others laugh
11. People say I can draw, which I kind of agree on
12. I dye my hair quite often
13. I like science and chemistry and shit like that xD
14. I wear glasses.... I'm like blind I can't see form far away or close up xD
15. I'm VERY argumentative
16. I love to write things and doodle in my school books
17. My dream job is to be a cartoon designer
18. I'm very bad at spelling, pretty much all my family is xD
19. Sometimes my eyes turn different colours. It's green and blue they change
20. I don't like many people so if I call you my friend that means I REALLY like you
21. When I was younger I would constantly have nose bleeds which was horrible and stuff but they have stopped now
22. I was going to be named Daniella or Jamie-Leigh or Felicity
23. I'm literally terrified of butterflies
24. I like thunder storms and stuff like that
25. (HALF WAY!!) I do not like maths nor am I good at it
26. I like Tim burton films
27. I have an older brother called Kieron
28. My favourite book is looking for Alaska, it's so touching and inspiring
29. I get my weirdness from my dad
30. My favourite film series are Lord of the rings
31. When I write or draw I stick my tongue out, it's a habbit OR I bite inside of my cheek O.O
32. I'm scared of losing my friends
33. My favourite TV show is Supernatural or American Horror Story
34. I have a scar on my left arm because of my cat and one on my left leg because of ice skating
35. I love creepy things
36. I like bands, I am obsessed
37. I'm allergic to Face paint and honey comb
38. I'm so stupid
39. I'm quite tall for my age I guess unless everyone is a midget :O
40. I don't like tea, I'm a disgrace to British people
41. I'm British
42. I've never had a peanut butter jelly sandwich
43. I cannot watch the lion king because it will cause emotional anxiety
44. I have never watched Despicable me
45. I get ill VERY easily
46. In primary school someone threw a pen at me and it hit my eye and cut it SO close to my eyeball I could of been blinded
47. When I was 10-11 I was depressed for a few months because my mum moved house and I didn't see her for 6 months
48. My shoe size is 6
49. (OOOHHH NEARLY THERE) I'm VERY messy
50. (YA!) I used to have Light blonde hair... It's black now xD
SO THAT'S IT! Hope you enjoyed it and I hope you stalkers, yes you, know EVERYTHING about me now xD
BYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE ;D
EXTRA FACTS:
51. I don't tan, I just burn
52. I don't wear make-up
Friday, 25 April 2014
GUESS WHO'S BACK?
OMG I'M BACK!
Hi Hi, don't worry I didn't die xD
I went on holiday to wales, it was pretty good.
I MADE FRIENDS! :O
They was the life guards.... CALLED peeta, sally and tom ;D
Anywhore, I bought LOTS of things but I can't be arsed to tell you xD
1 thing, I went to the Disney store... 5 times xDDD
FUN FUN FUN! ^_^
BBYYYYEEEE
Hi Hi, don't worry I didn't die xD
I went on holiday to wales, it was pretty good.
I MADE FRIENDS! :O
They was the life guards.... CALLED peeta, sally and tom ;D
Anywhore, I bought LOTS of things but I can't be arsed to tell you xD
1 thing, I went to the Disney store... 5 times xDDD
FUN FUN FUN! ^_^
BBYYYYEEEE
Saturday, 19 April 2014
Friday, 18 April 2014
:c
TRIGGER WARNING- Cutting
So recently I have found out that some of my closest friends cut...
This has kind of made me upset
People cut and think about them selves but they don't think about others, it makes me upset how they didn't go to me for help or anything.
There's free counselling right here: https://www.childline.org.uk/Pages/Home.aspx
Now your mother worked hard to give birth to you to give life to a healthy body and now your just scratching yourself up, that isn't no way to thank her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDpLQ-69c14
Just think about the people around you before you cut, if you do cut tell a parent and get counselling or go to a doctor, not the internet.
You're not alone, THOUSANDS of other people in this world are feeling the same way. You just have to be grateful that you have a roof over you and you have food and water.
So recently I have found out that some of my closest friends cut...
This has kind of made me upset
People cut and think about them selves but they don't think about others, it makes me upset how they didn't go to me for help or anything.
There's free counselling right here: https://www.childline.org.uk/Pages/Home.aspx
Now your mother worked hard to give birth to you to give life to a healthy body and now your just scratching yourself up, that isn't no way to thank her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDpLQ-69c14
Just think about the people around you before you cut, if you do cut tell a parent and get counselling or go to a doctor, not the internet.
You're not alone, THOUSANDS of other people in this world are feeling the same way. You just have to be grateful that you have a roof over you and you have food and water.
Q&A SATURDAY
I'm gonna copy Chloe and do a Q&A
Because I'm a whore, slut, bitch, faggot and a hooker! ^_^
Questions in this: FAG
Answers = A
FIRST QUESTION COMES FROM.... Chloe (Chlosica <3 THE SHIP IS IN ACTION)
1. Thoughts on JB?
A: He's a prick, nuff said
2. Favourite Candy?
A: Nerds, that shit is amazing! ^0^ (I like the cherry and watermelon ones)3. Favourite song?
A: Ain't it fun- Paramore: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFEmTsfFL5A
4. Favourite movie(s)?
A: Happy Gilmore, mean girls, American pie, bedtime stories, Loser, Princess and the frog and The human centipede (Just kidding, that shit is messed up o.o)
5. Favourite shoe brand?
A: Vans ;D
6. Do you love me?
A; Yes now let's have sex XD
7. Where are babies from?
A: VAGINAS!
NEXT SET OF QUESTIONS FROM LUKE
1. Why you so awesome?
A: Because I am related to YOUR MUM OHHHHHHHHHH!!!! It's because I was raised by 2 dudes (my bro and dad xD)
NEXT QUESTION COMES FROM ZOEY! (My love, but shh don't tell chloe)
1. Do you think your brother will become a father tonight?
A: Probably, that means I'll be an Aunty O.O
NEXT QUESION FROM NATURE FAIRY
1. McDonalds or greggs?
A: Greggs because Maccy D's don't have much vegie choice D:
THATS ALL BYE BYE BITCHES!
MY OTP's
Right this is a VERY serious question...
SO SERIOUS NO ONE CAN JOKE ABOUT IT
"Who do you ship?"
Ahahah This question doesn't take long to answer XD
Phan
Phan
Phan
Phan
Phillip + Daniel=Phan
Jalex
Jack + Alex= Jalex
Chlosica
Chloe + Jess = Chlosica
♥
SO SERIOUS NO ONE CAN JOKE ABOUT IT
"Who do you ship?"
Ahahah This question doesn't take long to answer XD
Phan
Phan
Phan
Phan
Phillip + Daniel=Phan
Jalex
Jack + Alex= Jalex
Chlosica
Chloe + Jess = Chlosica
♥
THEY'RE ALL PERFECTION!
Look there's me and Chloe (Hi Hi)
ANYWAY CHECK OUT MINE AND CHLOE'S BLOG!
Check out her own blog
Check out Zoey's blog
Check out Star's blog:
AND FINALLY check out Helena's blog:
BYYYYEEEE BITCHES!
IT'S TOO HOT! D:
So it's like 19 degrees where I am right now (That's quite hot for England xD)
And I'm just sat there in a eeyore onesie XD
*slow claps*
Anywhore it's Friday! ^_^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0 (yes this was necessary)
Tomorrow I'm going to Afflecks palace where I am going to spend shit tons of money on adventure time things xD Then I'm going to a tea party, I'm so sophisticated!
Everyone is Mordecai and I'm pops
Thay Hatin'!!
And I'm just sat there in a eeyore onesie XD
*slow claps*
Anywhore it's Friday! ^_^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0 (yes this was necessary)
Tomorrow I'm going to Afflecks palace where I am going to spend shit tons of money on adventure time things xD Then I'm going to a tea party, I'm so sophisticated!
I watched ALL of the official rock 100 2014 today ;D I was SO happy that PTV won!
What I was like:
So yah that was my day in a nutshell
OH DON'T FORGET THIS!!
Thay Hatin'!!
I was so living life to the fullest today xD
BYYYYEEEE!! xox
Thursday, 17 April 2014
MEG AND MOG
So I have 2 cats as you may or may not know
THIS IS MEG:
THIS IS MEG:
THIS IS MOG:
I think that is mog o.o
THIS IS THEM TOGETHER
WITH ME
Mog is just so fluffy ^_^
They are both twins and they are 3 years old I think ;D
WELCOME STRANGERS!
Hi There!
My name is Jessica ^-^
That is me, with some pussy xD
Nah that's my kitteh cat, Meg =^-^=
This is my brand new blog where I just do random shit, because I'm amazing like that
SOOOOOOOO lemme say:
*I am weird
*I like to draw
*I rant about things a lot
*I procrastinate like a boss
*I'm a vegetarian
*I like squirrels
SO YAH, HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY THIS... WONDERFUL BLOG! ^_^
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